So I miss the sex.. When Clint wakes the next morning, cotton-mouthed and heavy with a pounding hangover-headache, there's a dick poking into his ass. It's Tony's turn so he said "never have I ever been drunk" Taking a shot. They had just won another championship, a regionals this time. Also, English isn't my native language, so if there are any grammar or spelling mistakes, please comment! But one of Tony's hidden superpowers is pitching, and the fucking infallible ability to know just who he has to talk to to get someone onto his side, and then make said terrible idea into reality. As soon as Tony's underneath the covers, he's out cold, and Clint's left to undress himself in peace. Yeah, wellnever have I ever had to ask someone if we had sex because I couldnt remember. Steve sheepishly said, moving the game along. developers, or authors from publishing works on this site. Oh fuck you honey bear, that was a targeted attack!. We should fight all the time.. So he sulks a little, maybe, when he's alone in his bed. Its more comfortable without anyway., In MY suit!? #geniouspeter They start to cuddle, an oddity Clint isn't even aware of until one movie night, when he wakes up long after the movie's done and the others have gone to bed. So he kisses her because she's beautiful, and awesome, and cool, and also pretty. Would make sense., Huh? Steve looks between them. But apparently, now is the moment to talk. He looks up at Clint when he comes; grins. He starts making Tony coffee in the mornings, when he's up earlier; Tony will shuffle in, usually a couple of minutes later, and inhale the caffeinated drink faster than can be any kind of healthy. Peter decides to host a reality show for the Avengers as Tony's Intern and it goes as well as you expect. #fieldtrip "Never have I ever been grounded by my parents!". Ever wondered what it would be like to date one of Earth's mightiest heros? Ninja strings.. She took a shot. I don't know, Clint. You have my permission to 'cuddle' me whenever you so please, Captain.. as well as Natasha doesn't say anything when Clint tumbles out of Tony's room and into the kitchen late-morning, but she does hand him a coffee mug and fix him with a stare that says I judge you very hard right now. 's r'lly good, 'Tasha.. Then they watched as Thor went for the head. Before sex, during, after. Story time., It's not a big deal, Clint says, overly casual, and does a one-shouldered shrug. Never have I ever repurposed a common household item into a sex toy, then needed medical assistance because I had a foreign object stuck inside me, Tony cried. Tony just shrugs with a tilted smile. And no.. "Bullsh*t!" Tony knocks back his bottle and glares at his science-brother. 25 Feb/23. Natasha sets down her mug and walks out of the room without a word. tip: katekyou "alternate universe" sort:>words. #watty2019. Thirteen-year-old Natalie Pierce--aka Agent Sola--is no stranger to tough times. Clint remembers reading Tony's file, and how much of it had culminated in Howard Stark and Tony's father issues. Scott questions and I smirk. Yeah, Clint coincides, because really, half the fun is getting to tell shit you've already done and see who else have done the same. Peter smirked. #natasharomanoff Then I limped home" Peter explained. The hotel room, which had been quite nosy before, was now completely silent. We are, aren't we?. She'll kick his ass on the next training, but that's cool. Tony, Rhodey, Clint, and Natasha all drank. Yeah, Tony sighs out and nips lightly at Clint's lips. Work Search: Worst idea ever, woke up on the ceiling with no memory of how I got there or how I was covered in glitter," I say and everyone nods. M're comfrtblll. He doesn't manage the whole word, tongue too tired to bother, but Tony laughs anyway. "Never Have I Ever been an animal themed superhero." Wanda said. When they managed to get control of themselves- after about five minutes of uncontrollable laughter, Clint wiped away his tears and said, ok, ok, my turnnever have I ever googled sex addiction!. I wouldn't I mean, I didn't think you would be the one to hug me, if anyone would do it.. He doesn't drink; everyone else does even Thor. 's good, Clint slurs into his best friend's shirt. He's honest-to-god pulled out a huge array of soft, big, fluffy pillows so they can all settle there. Good night, Clint., Mmmm. He clings to her for another moment before attempting to stand on his own two legs. Are we dating? It's cheesy as hell, but it's been over two weeks since they last had sex without some kind of other mushy activity attached to it, and as much as they agreed about the no-strings arrangement, Clint can't help but realize that he's got quite a few strings attached to this crazy bastard by now. Clint rolls over onto his other side, so he faces away from Stark he doesn't like people staring at his face in his sleep. Clint snorts. Any trade marks that appear on the site are used without permission and Sally, Seymour and MJ exclaimed; Peter shrugged again, weary of this interrogation. Badly. Tony Stark personally needed a drink. That was one time and I was drunk! Steve asked. It's just bad form. Tony's voice is scratchy from alcohol and sleep, and pre-caffeine muddled, but definitely awake. Peter and Thor drank there juice and shot. But it still made him feel uncomfortable, in a foreboding way that he really didnt like. Steve looks a little uncomfortable at the thought of semi-lying which is really too cute but he settles and unscrews the cap on his bottle. "It was just an accident." After a long mission in Russia, consisting of the entire team taking down a Hydra wannabe, the Avengers sat down in the lounging area to relax. With Bucky, I was it was good. He breaks the stare he's got going with Bruce and opts for staring at the floor with a lost look. 3. That's how you got him to move in here, Natasha points out. The top of the rod was bent so I had to wait for it to break before I got out. Ok, so, never have I everperformed a strip tease, Steve said, moving the game forward. "Tonight we were supposed to go out for a birthday dinner but he forgot and we are going to be late. Also I miss the sex., Yeah, Clint says slowly. (Clint thinks Thor might actually be drunk at this point, too.) His eyes are fond. And a happy drunk, as well, she says with a sigh. Tony sits outside Clint's door with bleary eyes and soot all over his shirt. Blanket excuse.. It's a skill. Maybe it won't be as bad this time, Natasha muses. After another round of raucous laughter, Peter pulled himself together enough to keep the game going. The Defenders (Netflix Marvel Universe) Of course Spider-Man is a klutz, Sam rolled his eyes good-naturedly. I will not do that, and will be a referee.". ! and feels metal beneath one of his hands instead of flesh, that Clint lets his instinct take the backseat in order for his logic to come through. When Peter protested he wasn't a kid, Tony reminded him he was drinking apple juice and had been building a new Lego set before they got the alert of the mission. Please consider turning it on! "Never have I ever gotten a tattoo," Steve says and Ava, Luke, Nova, Danny, Bucky, Scott, and I take a drink. Run, he clarifies, forehead creasing. All donations are used to provide the service; no profits are made by the site owners, Marvel: The Beast System Chapter 100, a Marvel + Avengers Crossover fanfic | FanFiction. Nat's gorgeous, and people always notice but Clint knows she finds it easier to trust people that don't want to get in her pants. "I'll explain later" Peter said. Man, Clint loves it when the Captain goes all 'shouldn't approve of this but I do' on them. Thor looks thoroughly charmed. Thanks, he says again. Devi eyes one of the sculptures in the garden theyd agreed to meet in, of three people leaning their heads in towards each other until they sort of meld together. You can't do that!" While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. FRIDAY said. Nn. God, shut up, Clint grits out and grabs the remote so he can turn up the sound and drown out Tony's babble. Was it Bucky Barnes? Right., Really, Cap? Tony grimaces. "Never ever have I gotten a speeding ticket," Luke says and every adult including Ava takes a drink. He stumbles forward and into Clint, scrabbling to get the phone back. Clint's stomach does a weird little tumble that Clint is definitely not going to analyze later, and he folds his arms and keeps his eyes on the screen. Tony, Natasha snaps. I know, Clint. Enjoy! Are you trying to get the full Avenger set?. Like he could scrub out the last remains of Loki by somehow belonging to Tony's reactor instead of the Tesseract. But she now was at a new school, with new friends and even a boyfriend. Team red, only being 16-17 had juice boxes. For the first time, it strikes him that Tony's well within his right to kick him out. Dad questions and the juniorteam laugh. Good morning, Miss Romanoff! Tony doesn't walk into the kitchen. When it was Ned's turn, a few people only had one finger left, including Peter. I'm falling asleep, Bruce says, and there's rustling. Pietro Maximoff/ Quicksilver Peter muttered a thank you, and the game went on. Thats messed up man. Sam shook his head. Anyone we know? What a stupid one! The Avengers have been keeping tabs on a mysterious kid who the believe to be a terrorist. The Avengers were gathered in the common room, ready with bottles of booze for the drinking game of the century. Yeah, oh, Tony snipes. So he leans over and whispers, loud enough that he knows Tony will hear, He's really good at swallowing.. Clint chuckles, and Tony leans down to kiss him breathless before he can answer. You'll get to know only if you read 'em. Danny yells taking a drink and everyone grabs a drink. In past attempts of the game (most notably in SHIELD), someone eventually jokes about something like plucking out eyeballs with their fingers, and Clint and Natasha will both take a drink being the only ones to do so and the joy's kind of gone once everyone is disgusted by them. "I'm Peter's fianc." Pete, that means youre up! When he does, he brushes the warm body next to him, which oooh, really warm. #deadpool Last year they played truth or dare that ended up with Peter walking down the side of the Empire State Building, no mask. I think I'll join you, doctor, Steve says, before stuttering out not I mean, not in that-, Capsicle, pumpkin, you're good, Tony drawls. My turn! "Never have I ever met Tony Stark." These kids are amazing! And the rest of you? Sam arched an eyebrow, surveying the perpetrators. Tony, Steve, Bucky, Nat, Clint, and Bruce took a shot. Paxton dealing with the break-up in season 3. Team red, only being 16-17 had juice boxes. Just like she knew they were still dating. Ten years later, after Ben has grown up and gotten an acceptance letter to Columbia University, he brings him back again. Oh FUCK YOU MAXIMOFF! Tony shrieked while the others howled with laughter; even Vision smiled reservedly. maziareski, libraryace, L3m0ns, starkxdrx, haerin_03, RENielsen, Catbugaf, Scribblesnpaws, IdiotQueer, Metamorphin, AroAmber, Kitenne, imaturtledontchaknow, Rayllin, HereForTheMermaids, taiyuling, SadRose, pocketsmith, professorandre1228, CrazyWolf, FerAmayaSnape, one_step_closer_to_death, FrozenSeas, LoonyBadger, Inthesky1999, covarla, Andromeda_Potter, ishin_na_telleth, QueenTorres, da_fluff_ball, vampirekitty26, Deaddead7776, nimrudivory, abigail_1_2, KatChillOut, cissy_blck, Kingsforcedvacation, QuickBeam, Lets_call_me_Lily, MissShannon, ananou, Lily_McGlaughlin, llillilhollillil, Mindwiped, BookEmDanno22, NowWhatGuys, Isabella1324, nerd_123, Unknown66, kireiflora, and 606 more users Clint wonders if Tony and Bruce slept together. 'f I were, y'd be dead. (Blame his spider-side). irondad steverogers tonystark +8 more # 11 Parley Oneshots by elania:) 1.2M 34.1K 111 That doesn't mean I don't judge you, she says easily and cracks her breakfast muffin in two to share with him. Everything was going great until Y/n accidentally slaughtered her entire family with powers she didn't know she had. "More like each other, I made the mistake of looking into their car when they were waiting for me one time." If there are limits, the fun's gone. One moment. Romance Avengers Lokiandreader. Then: Wait so what about when you're not drunk anymore?. Anyways, guys, MJ. "Eh, you were in Florida," I say brushing it off. 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'kay, Clint says, sensing the opportunity to stay; which means he doesn't need to get dressed again, and then fumble for his own room.